Conversations with Violet
Early Saturday morning, I just woke up and was on my way to the bathroom-
Violet: Mama, can I do Arts and Craps?
Me: Not now Violey.
V: Awwww! Can I paint?
Me: Maybe later.
V: Awww! Dammit!
Later that morning when the TV was going fuzzy-
V: Dammit! Stupid TV! Dammit!
Me: Violet, don't say dammit and stupid. They're not friendly words. Say silly TV.
V: Dammit! Silly TV!
Me: Close....
Yesterday, after I stubbed and broke my toe-
V: Oooh! Mama you're toe is blue! That's so pretty. Can I have a purple toe? Can I paint my toe purple?
Also yesterday, when her nose would not stop running-
V: Dammit! Stupid nose is running!
Me: I'm sensing a pattern here...Violet, use this tissue.
V: No thanks. I have my shirt (lifts shirt tail and wipes face).
Me: At least it wasn't my shirt.
posted by Jenn @ 8:45 AM
7 Comments:
LOL your daughter is hysterical!
M~
She mortifies the little old ladies at the grocery store. I just pretend not to hear....
My partner keeps saying that we need to start watching our language. I guess she's right...
Happy new year to you! I hope it's full of good health, happiness and prosperity!! And love. Lots of love...
It is so hard to watch your language when you've been swearing forever. We used to have a swear jar when Jasmine was little, but after she took her first vacation to Aruba, I got rid of that god damn thing.
That is hilarious! She sounds like a hoot...kids are so funny..
Stacie
Oh my...this sounds like one I gave birth to. Perhaps they were switched in the nursery?
PS - Hope the toe is better!
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