I can't fight that feeling....
Home from the dance, Jasmine shares some precious Middle School insights with us.
Jasmine: "Samantha told me some personal stuff tonite. It was pretty gross."
Me: "Really? Like what?"
Jasmine: "Well, she wears a thong. And she puts it on backwards so she can get 'That Special Feeling'."
Jasmine: "Yeah. She got In-School Suspension for showing someone the thong. Her mom wears one too, and they both have their own massagers."
Me: "Massagers. Do you mean vibrators?"
Jasmine: "Yeah, that. Kayla slept over there and saw her mother using the vibrator. She went to the bathroom in the night and the mother's bedroom door was open."
Me: "How, exactly, do you know what a vibrator is?"
Jasmine: "It was in a movie I saw. The girl turned it on and put it under the blanket so I pretty much figured it out."
Jasmine: "Samantha also says she's bi-sexual because she made out with a girl once. "
Me: "Did her mom buy her the vibrator or did she.."
Jasmine: "She probably bought it for her because they both like 'That Special Feeling'. Her mom has a ton of condoms in her room. Kayla saw them when she slept over."
Me: "Is Samantha still taking her meds?"
Jasmine: "Oh yeah."