Friday, September 22, 2006

I can't fight that feeling....

Home from the dance, Jasmine shares some precious Middle School insights with us.

Jasmine: "Samantha told me some personal stuff tonite. It was pretty gross."

Me: "Really? Like what?"

Jasmine: "Well, she wears a thong. And she puts it on backwards so she can get 'That Special Feeling'."

Me: "What?!"

Jasmine: "Yeah. She got In-School Suspension for showing someone the thong. Her mom wears one too, and they both have their own massagers."

Me: "Massagers. Do you mean vibrators?"

Jasmine: "Yeah, that. Kayla slept over there and saw her mother using the vibrator. She went to the bathroom in the night and the mother's bedroom door was open."

Me: "How, exactly, do you know what a vibrator is?"

Jasmine: "It was in a movie I saw. The girl turned it on and put it under the blanket so I pretty much figured it out."

Me: "Ok..."

Jasmine: "Samantha also says she's bi-sexual because she made out with a girl once. "

Me: "Did her mom buy her the vibrator or did she.."

Jasmine: "She probably bought it for her because they both like 'That Special Feeling'. Her mom has a ton of condoms in her room. Kayla saw them when she slept over."

Me: "Is Samantha still taking her meds?"

Jasmine: "Oh yeah."

Me: "Good."


Blogger greekchickie said...

Oh my gosh... that's just crazy!

Today's kids are so grown up... sigh... and it sounds like the mother isn't helping the situation any!

Special feeling, huh? I never would have thunk...



1:49 PM  
Anonymous Tam said...


6:27 PM  
Anonymous Cindy said...

maybe child services,needs to be called for that child and her mother!

12:37 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

I would expect that conversation from a group of college aged girls but middle school. What is this world coming to.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

This kid has some serious mental problems. She has since elementary. I guess she's not improving with age.

But "That Special Feeling", oh man that cracked me up!

Oh, and we need a V chip.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

crickets chirping...

6:35 AM  

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