Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Fun at dinner time

Tonight at the Long Horn Steak House. Jasmine and Lila head for the bathroom. They came back to the table two minutes later.

Me: What's up Jazz?

J: Nothing, I just have to think for a second.

Me: About what? What's the matter?

J: Bull or Lamb?

Me: Huh?

Hubby: You're a lamb.

J: Ok. I thought so but I wasn't sure.

Me: Lamb? What? Oh, the bathroom door. Right.


Blogger Darryl Masterson said...

I'm still not sure why they didn't use the female bull for the ladies room. Come on... "COW" that would have been hysterical!!!!

people just don't have my same sense of humor!

5:31 PM  
Blogger Oz said...

No wonder Jasmine was confused. So am I.. A bull is a male cow. A lamb is a baby (either gender) sheep. It should have been ram/ewe (sheep) or bull/cow (cow).

5:07 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

I think it would be easier to say "Penis" and "Vagina" on the door. What you have, is where you go.

5:44 AM  
Anonymous Cindy said...

Oh my god!!!
I can picture this whole thing, I am sitting at my desk LMAO!!!
I will have to explain to Lindsey the doors, because we know she would do the same!! Somewhere in life J and her are connected.
I agree with the Penis and Vagina it is clear and to the point.
Keep the stories comming, It's what keeps me going! Love those kids!

6:11 AM  
Blogger foxymama said...

I don't think they even serve lamb at that restaurant, do they? What a weird thing to do. Poor wonder she was confused. Oz is right...they're not even from the same animal. ~:^)

7:45 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

The elusive Foxy Mama! Where have you been? I'm glad you're back. When we went to Maine, the restaraunts had Gull & Buoy on the doors. That was tricky, too.

12:10 PM  
Blogger Tim said...

Man, whatever happened to bathroom signs that say "boys" and "girls"? Elementary School was so much easier than real life!

10:16 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

It's the curse of the themed chain restaraunts. Our town is full of them.

11:33 AM  
Blogger Cattiva said...

It took me a minute to understand this one. Stoopid restaurants and their cutesy signs. When I need to go, I don't want to have to think about it. I feel for your kids.

8:58 PM  

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