Baby girl gets right to the point.
*Smack, smack, smack*
"Mama, you've got a big boob. Why I don't have a big boob?"
Oh God help me.
"Well, when you're bigger girl, someday, you will have big boobs, er, bigger boobs. Not necessarily BIG boobs" What the hell did I just say??
"Hahaha! I just tickled your big boob, Mama! Laugh! Hahaha!"
"Violet, my boobs are private. You don't tickle-"
"I kissed you big boob. You're my best Momma!"
" *sigh* I love you too, baby."
Motherhood- The place where embarassment and adoration meet to kick your dignity out the window.