It's The Inner Voice That Counts
"Violet, do you want a bagel?"
"NO!"
No thank you Mother. I'm really not that hungry. Thanks for offering.
"Violet, do you want some milk?"
"NO, JUICE!"
Actually Mom, I would prefer some juice. Thanks so much for getting it for me!
"Phew! Violet do you need your diaper changed?!"
"No!"
Yes Momma, I have soiled myself. Will you be a dear and clean me up? I promise to get that potty training thing down as soon as possible.
"Violet, did you color on the wall?"
"No, Lila."
Yes mother, it was me. I know I blamed Lila and that was unfair. It's just that when the creative spirit hits me, I can't help myself. Please forgive me.
3 Comments:
I've thought all along that Violet was thinking more than she was saying, I just believed it was more like, "Why is this woman always on my case? Why doesn't she just shut up and give me a cookie?!"
Yeah, she probably does just want a cookie. Two year olds can be so self-centered.
Great post! I know adults who couldn't produce either type of conversation!!! LOL
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